Worldly Men!

I have had a thought today as to which country has the most beautiful me. You know what i mean, the kind of guys that you look at and they have that woooo factor and then you realise that they are from a country totally different to your own!

Lets go through a short list of them:

Italian Guys: This kind of guy is truely dark haired. Olive skin is a must and he is all touchy feely. He's a great cook and can sing great opera music. He is generally muscular and wears fashionable clothes, probably Versace.

French Guys: These guys have a certain ohh la-la. Again dark hair prevails. They smell of chic cologne (to diguise any whiff of garlic). They are wholly masculine and have an accent that make many guys dribble in their pants. French guys generally have the biggest baguettes in the world!

British Guys: This kind of guy is sophisticated and intelligent. He knows what he wants and knows how to ask for it with prestige and impeccable manners. His skin is soft and smooth with little colour. He will wine you and dine you but dont get talking about the averse publicity of the royal family! The typical Eglish guy will look like Prince William or Harry.

American Guys: For a start they dont have very many friends in the world but they can still be liked by a few. These guys really know how to dress in expensive clothes. They have fantastic sculptured bodies due to compulsory gym membership. Beware, Americans are superficial so if you dont have the perfect body or the perfect set of fashionable clothes then you are unlikely to be a hit with these guys. One other word of warning, American guys are moralistic-that is they expect you to give to charity, help the needy and no sex before marriage but in reality this guy will only expect you to abide by these morals. He will regardless, ignore them for himself!

German Guys: This is the type of guy for you if you like the tall blond sort. They tend to be very macho due to their harsh accents. Dont expect a German guy to say 'I would like very much to take you to bed tonight'. He would rather say 'I want you in my bed you swine'. If you love being dominated then a German guy is for you!

Australian/New Zealand Guys: These have to be the pick of the bunch! They are rough and ready and able to give any nationality a run for their money. They can handle wild animals (which could be you if you are in the right mood). Whilst not the best dressed guys in the universe they have lots of muscle and stamina making these guys great to work out with.......! One word of warning, Australian guys have been know to be bisexual, that is they like men and SHEEP!

Argentinian/Mexican Guys: These guys are cute if you like guys smaller (in height) than you. They generally have slimmer bodies than most but have that young black haired olive skin look. If you like someone that looks younger than they are then this is the kind of guy for you!

So guys, what's your pick?
kev.in.real.time